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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer,  a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly, the  car just stops by the side of the road, and the three  engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the  electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault  might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars,  suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and  getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about  anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we  close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work?!"