Advanced Medicine
At a doctors' convention in Switzerland, a conversation was taking place in tavern after an enthusiastic mid-day lecture.
A Jewish doctor said that medicine in his country was so advanced that he could take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.
A German doctor said that was nothing. In Germany, they could take a lung out of one person, put it in someone else, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor said that in his country, medicine was so advanced that they could take half a heart from one person, put it in another person, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.
An American doctor, not to be outdone, said that in America, they can take an axxhole out of Little Rock, put him in the White House, and half the nation will be looking for work the next day!
